Disability Tax Credit And Depression

The redemptive power of "xD"

Well, the truth is I've had this little matter left a tiempecillo for personal (as usual, girls, alcohol, hiding bodies in ditches more alcohol workers ... .. .), but as good Ebola, returning to devour your flesh bit by bit, you realize.

I come to speak to you of cynicism and how to resolve your disputes with just a simple smile: " xD.

put you in a situation, you have drawn more than 4 hours talking to the person who you like and I finally see the duster, things like " dare you not to a. .. " and similar situations will happen again and again as if it were a ritual. But in the end, meteis leg. A comment left, a subtle invitation to spend an evening, a small threat .... all these are possible reasons given for screwing up in conversation and having to start from scratch.

solucionáis How? Very simple: " xD. These two points meet each other the hypnotic power to make any faux pas in a simple joke or, well, stick serves as a minefield to test the waters if you could have opportunities. Here are some Examples:

• " Yes, I like very much and I decided to kiss the first time you see " error - an expression so if you're not sure that is in the pot can cause him or her do not want to see again.
• " do not you dare to swim naked / a? " - We made the same crime before, we may look weird and even start to have a bad reputation around the other sex (come to them , calientabraguetas for them, simple huh?)
• "I want to rape you systematically with a stick for my personal enjoyment " - This expression incur not only a misunderstanding of course (unless you really want to do, of course) but also a crime of intimidation with intent to rape. Do not say a thing like this, CHILDREN.

Let's see how these expressions would be adding a little humor to the fountain:

• " Yes, I like very much and I decided to kiss the first time I see xDD " - Any feature of threat has disappeared and has become an expression of despair and pathos in a complete sarcasm. "have told me so serious?" Will you become involved with me? Before I looked, but I do not know ... . " With two We just letters of doubt and fear filled the hearts of people.
• " do not you dare to swim naked / a? XDD " - Yes, kids, still sounding porn, but now will be in a slightly more playful tone, being well received by the receptive mind. Remember one thing, do not tell the first aunt / or swing. Errors can lead to sex.
• "I want to rape you systematically with a stick for my personal enjoyment xDD" - We just turn a threat into a fucking joke, right now as if we caught the bloody monster of Frankenstein, he had put a dress and a funny hat, we had given an assault rifle and we had dropped in the middle of the Great Way If you over by a " No, no, I mean, your ass will suffer xDDD " It continues to take a joke!

Another thing to consider is the overuse of that smile. A further reason "D" used, unless the subject sanity has worn. The only defense would be that the previous talker had made the most hilarious joke in the world (more than that of the famous video of the brilliant Monty Python ). It's fun to see people using the front of the pathetic xD LOL. "XD "Well used, it becomes a perfect tool handle and sociologist better understood.

But remember, know how to use, do not pound weight of everything you say, you only give a pass to exit the prison.