Calories Vegetarian Chow Mein

New Year's Morning After

"Reality is a hallucination caused by lack of alcohol."
- Mr. Empedocles on basic dietary requirements

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"I never passed it to wake a typical day like a pair of elephants would have had sex in various positions above you on the length and breadth of the night? I call this effect as "the morning after New Year's Night." All have spent a New Year's Eve away from heat, home comfort and safety of our house in search of an adventure that is sure to promise you two things, which in my opinion are closely related: Alcohol and flirting. Unwittingly or drinking dens we are in, parties, houses bottle or any corner of a park surrounded by friends, acquaintances and / or targets of our derision and attempted mating.

The night takes place more or less incidents. The most fortunate lashed start the year shift to the dame in an uncomfortable place (yes, the back seat of a Volksvagen) ethyl eat them, fighting, the moves and temporary loss of consciousness are those who fail who wanted to fuck, of course, but still results following night. So the night grows, there is promising babies for fun, you forget the putadillas clear for you have been raised throughout the evening, you forget what you do for about two hours and when you want to realize you are in a seedy bar breakfast with your colleagues with one eye half open and trying not to choke on your own vomit. Of course, then comes the worst ...

Resaca, cough, phlegm, dizziness, the sun slipping through the window awakened in you new animal desire to seek refuge in a hidden recesses of your bed ... All of these things while you wonder three possible things:

1. "Last night was yesterday or if I have not slept is still today?
2. Could someone turn off the sun, please?
3. (And it is for me the most important) Is that that smells so bad next to my bed is that I stepped on a shit or I potado?

Some of these questions obviously will not happen to many people. A throughout the world are produced mutant aberrations such as how well people tolerate the alcohol the next morning hangover does not generate any. The profile of these mutants is usually a male between 16 and 22 who are drinking kalimotxo social and / or beer together, as if it were covers of a good dose of shots, especially Jack and Jaggermeister.

Now my question is this: Marginalized the Frankenstein monster (Frankenstein that is wrong because that was its creator, pisses me off that it confuses people) for being misunderstood (and commit murder, but that was soooo mono) and yet we share the air with Übermensch kind of drunk drunk and have no hangover or dizziness, vomiting, doubts, drowsiness ....

No, I am not of those. I am one of those every time I weigh more years and find that alcohol has a limited tolerance in the body. While there are methods to alleviate the symptoms of hangover that border on the supernatural and occasionally makes some people shamans of the new age, there remains a ritual that nobody, NOBODY, hungover skips: You stay in bed until the room stops moving and pray for not having nausea when you wake up.

"I drink to make other people interesting"

- Groucho Marx about the benefits of alcohol