Friday, April 30, 2010

Super Hero Squad Toys Mississauga

Heroes dead cock


The heroes are dead.
Time has left the moments where staunch and noble knights rode our streets carrying flags of bravery and nobility. Now what can we hope? What gradually become what the television make us?
Unfortunately not so easy ...

Today most gentucilla worships that in making a Graciet opens a hole in our hearts rather than persons performing feat. Mediatic creatures and leeches who have no other place to appreciate them more as the public arena. Creatures such as Belén Esteban, a woman who lives on base to pull the rug peasant populace that feels a certain compatibility with its tawdry (and almost none) expression. Why, oh readers, most of you keep more of an aberration against nature and not as it Punset Eduard? I mention Punset like others I could mention so many strangers as I believe the life of a firefighter far more interest than any filthy talk show in the afternoon .... We no longer
are heroes because we have killed. We have gradually abandoned the ideal of a better life and transform our day to day amenities one roof with our phones, our ADSL, DTT and our more than hundreds of shit we do not need to live.

people in the street dies. No, I do not mean the higher social strata, from which you will read this probably like me sitting in a comfortable chair, I mean real street. Throughout my short and unproductive life I have seen prostitution, theft and drug addiction in much of the city, each person has a story and almost all are and will be sad, but not see the stories and characters because you are too busy, holed up in your room and fearing the street like cavemen afraid of thunder.
now you could see on the news murder genre, but I happen not to tell your partner that you want, you will see traffic accidents happen but you are not slowing down your car for not being late to work, you will see corruption policy and will not do anything .... Estais numb as Bradbury had its Fahrenheit 451 .... One of these days I lifted up the sofa, I sacudireís your scars and you will realize that there was a world outside your home that is not so great because he's gone to hell for your ineptitude.

At this stage of life society has become ungrateful. We've gone through times of social and political repression until very little and, in just 40 years, we have compromised from celibacy to debauchery. We no longer enters our mind a society that condones homosexuality as a crime we see on the news and think that this happens in countries where there is extreme freedom, and do you know what? You are right. But it ought not to forget that there has been people who have died here so that you can choose what color shirt will carry today. You no longer have to worry about if you and your girlfriend you are too hot and you start to pursue impudiencia and gray for public scandal.

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picture of so-called gray in a demonstration at the gates of the government of Santander in 1956

know many gays and lesbians have suffered enough. Once out of the closet was something that was impossible, not only what people think, but by the illegality of being a "reversed." Today it has become a fun role-playing game for teenagers. I know too many assholes that to be modern and cool are gay, without even knowing that it is not chosen. Like too many calientabraguetas that behave as bisexual but do not conceive the idea of \u200b\u200bbeing in love with a woman.
Sometimes I think society will go down a toilet accompanied by massive erections and hard nipples ...

And this is because what you have wanted. You follow the false prophets and do not believe in anyone who has not gone on television or on the cover of a magazine. Ask a child what is his idol and I will answer that one player's style of CR or Kaka or Messi or something. But do not aspire to become them, just shall conform to desire it, dream about it ... but inside we want to fall and fail, because, believe me, if something we like to see a hero, is to see how it falls and is destroyed by the road. They will not be perfect, but at least they try.

What have you done lately that is worthy of mention? Leave home and open your eyes, dammit, the world still sucks and you're not safe alone with your TV.

"The hero is born of a hundred, a wise man is among a thousand, but a wise hero can not find even one hundred thousand" - Plato

Friday, April 23, 2010

Disability Tax Credit And Depression

The redemptive power of "xD"


Well, the truth is I've had this little matter left a tiempecillo for personal (as usual, girls, alcohol, hiding bodies in ditches more alcohol workers ... .. .), but as good Ebola, returning to devour your flesh bit by bit, you realize.

I come to speak to you of cynicism and how to resolve your disputes with just a simple smile: " xD.
put you in a situation, you have drawn more than 4 hours talking to the person who you like and I finally see the duster, things like " dare you not to a. .. " and similar situations will happen again and again as if it were a ritual. But in the end, meteis leg. A comment left, a subtle invitation to spend an evening, a small threat .... all these are possible reasons given for screwing up in conversation and having to start from scratch.
solucionáis How? Very simple: " xD. These two points meet each other the hypnotic power to make any faux pas in a simple joke or, well, stick serves as a minefield to test the waters if you could have opportunities. Here are some Examples:
  • " Yes, I like very much and I decided to kiss the first time you see " error - an expression so if you're not sure that is in the pot can cause him or her do not want to see again.
  • " do not you dare to swim naked / a? " - We made the same crime before, we may look weird and even start to have a bad reputation around the other sex (come to them , calientabraguetas for them, simple huh?)
  • "I want to rape you systematically with a stick for my personal enjoyment " - This expression incur not only a misunderstanding of course (unless you really want to do, of course) but also a crime of intimidation with intent to rape. Do not say a thing like this, CHILDREN.
Let's see how these expressions would be adding a little humor to the fountain:
  • " Yes, I like very much and I decided to kiss the first time I see xDD " - Any feature of threat has disappeared and has become an expression of despair and pathos in a complete sarcasm. "have told me so serious?" Will you become involved with me? Before I looked, but I do not know ... . " With two We just letters of doubt and fear filled the hearts of people.
  • " do not you dare to swim naked / a? XDD " - Yes, kids, still sounding porn, but now will be in a slightly more playful tone, being well received by the receptive mind. Remember one thing, do not tell the first aunt / or swing. Errors can lead to sex.
  • "I want to rape you systematically with a stick for my personal enjoyment xDD" - We just turn a threat into a fucking joke, right now as if we caught the bloody monster of Frankenstein, he had put a dress and a funny hat, we had given an assault rifle and we had dropped in the middle of the Great Way If you over by a " No, no, I mean, your ass will suffer xDDD " It continues to take a joke!
Another thing to consider is the overuse of that smile. A further reason "D" used, unless the subject sanity has worn. The only defense would be that the previous talker had made the most hilarious joke in the world (more than that of the famous video of the brilliant Monty Python ). It's fun to see people using the front of the pathetic xD LOL. "XD "Well used, it becomes a perfect tool handle and sociologist better understood.

But remember, know how to use, do not pound weight of everything you say, you only give a pass to exit the prison.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Calories Vegetarian Chow Mein

New Year's Morning After


"Reality is a hallucination caused by lack of alcohol."
- Mr. Empedocles on basic dietary requirements
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"I never passed it to wake a typical day like a pair of elephants would have had sex in various positions above you on the length and breadth of the night? I call this effect as "the morning after New Year's Night." All have spent a New Year's Eve away from heat, home comfort and safety of our house in search of an adventure that is sure to promise you two things, which in my opinion are closely related: Alcohol and flirting. Unwittingly or drinking dens we are in, parties, houses bottle or any corner of a park surrounded by friends, acquaintances and / or targets of our derision and attempted mating.
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Resaca, cough, phlegm, dizziness, the sun slipping through the window awakened in you new animal desire to seek refuge in a hidden recesses of your bed ... All of these things while you wonder three possible things:
  1. "Last night was yesterday or if I have not slept is still today?
  2. Could someone turn off the sun, please?
  3. (And it is for me the most important) Is that that smells so bad next to my bed is that I stepped on a shit or I potado?
http://edgruberman.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/anonymous-jack-daniels-label-5000384.jpg Some of these questions obviously will not happen to many people. A throughout the world are produced mutant aberrations such as how well people tolerate the alcohol the next morning hangover does not generate any. The profile of these mutants is usually a male between 16 and 22 who are drinking kalimotxo social and / or beer together, as if it were covers of a good dose of shots, especially Jack and Jaggermeister.
Now my question is this: Marginalized the Frankenstein monster (Frankenstein that is wrong because that was its creator, pisses me off that it confuses people) for being misunderstood (and commit murder, but that was soooo mono) and yet we share the air with Übermensch kind of drunk drunk and have no hangover or dizziness, vomiting, doubts, drowsiness ....

No, I am not of those. I am one of those every time I weigh more years and find that alcohol has a limited tolerance in the body. While there are methods to alleviate the symptoms of hangover that border on the supernatural and occasionally makes some people shamans of the new age, there remains a ritual that nobody, NOBODY, hungover skips: You stay in bed until the room stops moving and pray for not having nausea when you wake up.

"I drink to make other people interesting"
- Groucho Marx about the benefits of alcohol